fuckingwhiskey:

the stages of menstruation

  • bleeding so much that you question the fact that you’re not dying
  • bleeding suddenly stops and u think you’re done
  • bleeding all over your favorite pair of underwear because u thought u were done
  • THE BROWN STUFF
  • running out of tampons and needing to buy more
  • not needing the tampons u just bought because you stop bleeding

(Source : ryden-gg)

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

I’m a kangaroo lord

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

queenkazuokiriyama:

dream-cafe-manga:

hasana-chan:

jwhoof:

vidreebro:

zekeisafreak:

texaswasyou:

growingcora:

lacelesti:

thebutterflytales:

mywizardingfamily:

trollfacemommy:

duffelerbontempi:

grossanatomy93:

actionputa:

igohardinovertime:

atlanteanpapi187:

vfilthy:

January Omelette 

August Sushi

April Sloppy Joe :/

November Banana

February Granola-Bar

May Mars-Bar

January Salad… no.

July Swiss-Roll xD

June Muffin….

March Hot Link

July spaghetti….

August Oatmeal Cream Pie lmfao no I’m fucking good that’s awful

April Oreo… that’s actually ok lmao

December Wild Rice

June Pretzel

August Quesadilla hahahahahhahaha ommmgg

August beef stewEwwwwwwwwwwww!!

October cake bar.That sounds mildly sexy.

May Tacos…
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore

As soon I heard ” the Rains of Castamere” played in last night episode I just laugh and asked myself “so, who is gonna die tonight?”