psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

talonflame a réagi à votre photo
Dafuq is that is it à wombat
Yes, yes this is a wombat
casuap:

I had one of these!

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

fuckingwhiskey:

the stages of menstruation

  • bleeding so much that you question the fact that you’re not dying
  • bleeding suddenly stops and u think you’re done
  • bleeding all over your favorite pair of underwear because u thought u were done
  • THE BROWN STUFF
  • running out of tampons and needing to buy more
  • not needing the tampons u just bought because you stop bleeding

(Source : ryden-gg)

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

I’m a kangaroo lord

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow