remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started