kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source : phiones)

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

rebeccacrane:

girls don’t like boys girls like cake and female protagonists in video games

edge-of-bizarre:

putuksstuff:

arosu-sama:

Nice test.


FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON

HOW THE HELL AM I A SIREN

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

blazecal:

replace all the vowels in your name with the letter ‘a’ gO 

(Source : hufcal)

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried